There are people with jobs who actually love what they do. Cool story bro, but this isn’t about you. Today, we’re going to pay homage to the people we understand, relate to, and actually were not too long ago. The people with jobs, who are glad that they’re not unemployed because, hello… bills. But wouldn’t be running to grab water, or call 9-1-1 if the whole building caught on fire, and their nosey ass co-worker was in it. If that’s you, put down the dry ass sandwich you’re trying to force feed yourself while on your shitty lunch break and check out the 10 things only people with jobs will understand. Get to scrolling.
1.The repetitive day of hell also known as MONDAY
2. COFFEE… People with jobs be like:
3. Trying not to lose your shit around the office kiss ass.
4. The extreme torture that is the awkward small talk.
5. Feeling excited and thinking it’s all been worth it because it’s payday, and you got your check!
6. And realizing the only thing you’ll get after you pay your bills, is a reality check!
7. Pretending you love your job in social settings.
8. When coffee isn’t enough to take the edge off, so you resort to day drinking.
9. Friday at 4:58.
10. The depression that creeps up on people with jobs every Sunday at 6 pm when you realize…
After seeing this list, do you feel you can relate to any of these 10 things? If so, it might be time for a serious job change. Maybe a j-o-b isn’t for you? At the end of the “work” day, there are much better alternatives that you could actually get paid for. It’s all about taking a moment to figure it out. If not, you can always resort to getting drunk on your lunch break or crying under your desk so no one hears you. We suggest you continue to follow us, so we can teach you how to make money in your pajamas while sipping wine from your bed.